About Us

• Introduction
• Charter
• Officers & Specialists
• Joining Espers United
• FAQ

Introduction

Espers United… how do we begin to explain Espers United? Espers United is flawless. We hear their hair's insured for $10,000. We hear they do car commercials… in Japan. Their favourite movie is Varsity Blues. One time, they met John Stamos on a plane, and he told them they were pretty.

One time they punched us in the face… it was awesome.

Charter

You can read our company charter here. Please familiarize yourself with it before joining.

Officers & Specialists

Leader: Momoko Moko

Officers:

• Delta Blue - Super Smash Brothers reigning champion
• Ofelia Atoru - aka Feelie